Every day he asked me to help. Told me how he was really on to something, how real research done as an undergrad would shine on my CV.
Dr. Moechie thought he found the missing link between Christmas trees and marigolds. “Gnetophytes, Larry,” he said. “Gnetophytes. And I know the family.”
But I have only so much time in college. And if I’m to be famous for anything, it sure as hell won’t be for something so small.